News Release: AndrewSullivan.Com (aka The Daily Dish) announced today that it will repossess by eminent domain a hitherto unknown Jewish blog, Quicksilver כספית. After a vote of 24-7 among the top political blogs, it was determined that one-month old Quicksilver כספית served an ill-defined purpose (somewhere between Talmud and technology policy). Mr. Sullivan argued that Quicksilver and its URL (kaspit.typepad.com) could be easily put to better "Public Use", as defined recently by the Supreme Court in Kelo v. New London.
According to the DailyKos, Technorati predicts that it would take Quicksilver approx. 395 months at its current rate of growth to dish out the Public Use already offered by AndrewSullivan.Com today.
"This eminent domain takeover is an act of Poetic Justice," said Ed B. of Dispatches from the Culture Wars, "because Kaspit (aka Quicksilver כספית) so far has put out an ambiguous take on the Kelo decision."
At the advice of legal counsel, the Institute for Justice, Mr. Kaspit of Quicksilver declined to comment on the political blogs' eminent domain vote.